Dr. Untka

Dr. Untka's Eerie Life
Dr. Untka, who was never given a first name was born in Sarajevo in 1981. He was abandoned by his parents shortly before his birth. He grew up a poor, homeless orphan on the streets of Serajevo, and upon reaching the appropriate age he studied awesomeness, and he subsequently recieved his doctorate in the year 2000. He vowed to punish his parents for abandoning him and set up his Prangles factory, so that he could raise enough money to become someone of importance.

Dr Untka's More Recent Life
Dr. Untka made an alliance with K.M.I and recently became supreme leader of the country of Bosnia and Herzegovina. His parents escaped the country and haven't been seen since. The hunt for Mr and Mrs Untka is on-going.

Dr Untka's Relationship with K.M.I
Dr. Untka supplies Karlos Maguirez with Prangles along with the support of the Bosnian and Herzegovinianian army. In return, K.M.I supplies him with many "goods" that would be otherwise unavailable to him. It has been noted that Dr.Untka bears a startling resemblance to Tallinn, Maguirez's advertisement manager, but this may have no real significance.

Dr. Untka as Supreme Leader of Bosnia and Herzegovina
How Dr. Untka became the supreme leader of Bosnia and Herzegovina is as yet unknown. He keeps the country with a firm, uncompromising rule, punishing any and all who step out of line. Poverty in the country is severe, with many homeless, but the rich managers of the Prangles factory as well as higher up members of the army as well as Dr. Untka himself live lives of luxury. Several attempts at rebellion have been made, all have been defeated.

Dr. Untka Quotes

 * Doberdan (Bosnian for hello, the only Bosnian he speaks)
 * It's amazing-mazing-mazing

The Christmas Killings
Every year around Christmas time, Dr. Untka let's pringles onto the market in Bosnia. He tracks every citizen in Bosnia and Herzegovina, and if they buy pringles, the Bosnian and Herzegovinianian military disposes of them. This is to keep the population of Bosnia and Herzegovina from buying the more popular and generally better Pringles.