Micah Warren

Micah Warren, also referred to as 'Dishwasher', is the chief science officer of Karlos Maguirez Industries, and an integral part of its development, function , and bureaucracy.

For a more detailed view of the Science and Technology department and its activities within Karlos Maguirez Industries, look at the Science and Technology department.

Personal Information
Warren was born as a child, and grew up to become less so. As he was so young at the time, he cannot personally recall the incedent, but his mother, who was present at the time, says that he was indeed an infant at the time of his birth.

His family flocked into the country of Ireland from the principality of Norfolk in the late early 2000's. This move may have contributed to his lack of a culture of origin, although some of his closest friends may assert that this is due to his own strong personality and unique mannerisms.

Education
He attended college at the age of somewhere around or something like 16 years of age, or 17 if one prefers to include pre-natal years of development. The identity of the college that Warren attended is the topic of some debate, but most persons agree on one of two colleges in the locality of his then hometown, Buttutbet. These are: After obtaining a diploma in Applied Sadism with full distinctions, he set out to secure himself a consistent career in the world of science, but was unsuccessful. His first official job, and still his current vocation, is that at Karlos Maguirez Industries.
 * South Weast College, Enskein
 * Penelope's University of Evil, Ballyhaise

He currently studies online, mastering the science of digital sentience manipulation, to both avert the coming singularity of overwhelming collective digital sentience and also to develop new methods of manipulating, creating, editing and transferring digital sentiences.

Career Beginnings
Warren was one of the earliest employees to join K.M.I., and it is even suggested that he may have been one of the founders of the company, along with a sheep.

One prominent theory of how K.M.I. was founded includes Warren as vital in its inauguration. For a full explanation of this theory, see the Timeline Paradox of Business Integration.